Welcome to The Phantom Knee.
There is an idea of The Phantom Knee, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real Knee, only an entity, something illusory, and though we can hide our cold gaze and you can shake our hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: we simply are not there.
We exist because you need us. You need something more than regurgitated press releases, Q&A interviews quoted verbatim, glove puppets for the promotion, YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THIS MMA FIGHTER DID NEXT, Twitter round ups, Top 7 Hottest MMA Stars In Their Pants, MMA selfies and Babe of the Week.
We exist because you need us.